Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? No, It’s the Extra-Terrestrial Vehicle!

What. The. Hell. Is. That?

Well, It’s a road legal, reasonably (well, depends how you qualify that) priced, body kit for your Chevvy Aveo or Porche Boxter, and well, JESUS H. CHRIST IT’S AWESOME.

It’s called the Etra-Terrestrial Vehicle, or ETV for short, and  it’s available for $20,000 in DIY form, or if you’re lazy, it will set you back a comparitively steep $45,000, but that does mean you can get upto 40mpg from the otherwise fairly thirst Aveo.

But otherwise, just… LOOK AT IT. Can you imagine driving that? Oh, and did I mention that not only is it Beautiful, Legal, and Economical, it also has Plasma lighting, Gull Wing Doors, Adjustable F/R suspension, and has also replaced the Rear view and wing mirrors with VIDEO SCREENS INSIDE.

If you’re not drooling after this photodrop, you are actually clinically dead inside. Okay?

Remember: It’s Road Legal. YES.

DO WANT. NOW.

From The Car Factory via Popular Science

I Return! [Che's Corner]

Wow, long time no post, both from me and from the site. various things have stopped this, and I’m not sure about Stuart, but my time for the past week has consisted mostly of PARTAY. Mostly involving firebreathing. Seriously. You would think that fire and large quantities would be a recipe for disaster, and you’d be right. It is however, a disaster with the level of fun not often experienced outside of a Katie Perry music video (with the sound off, obviously).

So anyway, back to Che’s Corner. Has anyone who reads this corner of the internet ever played World in Conflict? If not, I VERY HIGHLY reccomend it, as it does earn the Che Roriniho Biscuit of Niceness.
Why? Seriously, the explosions are better than sex. Seriously. I mean it. Just get it, mmkay? Good story too, if a little linear.

This isn't a Render. IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS. Also, note how much those Ruskies hate churches. Like, REALLY hate.

News wise, ArmA II is now out on steam, and all reviews point to a game that is well worth it. 160 square kilometers of terrain, most of which has enemies bullet-firing hedges around every corner.

In einc news, Gordafarie is nearing v0.1 release, which will be snazzy, especially as noone except stuart has a feck-clue as to what it is. I can assure you, students, tech and music lovers, and anyone who wants to live a compact and effective life will be impressed. I hope.

Anyway, here’s to more updates, and I apologise immensely for the big gap between replies, but hey, you’ve got one.

Zombieland Trailer

In theaters: October 9, 2009

New TF2 Servers!

I have just finished configuring our 2 brand new TF2 servers. With one 24 slot server being freely available to the public and the other a 12 slot server which is password protected and is intended for matches and the sort. Below are some of the details of the servers, but for now I would like to talk about something else: Our current need of site traffic.

The site is starting to pick up; with more posts/content being added more frequently and more readers visiting the site. We would like to ask for your help by helping us advertise for the site by spreading word of us by telling friends/family/strangers on the street. Any help would be appreciated as it gets us noticed. Also if you could spare a moment submitting posts to social bookmarking directories then that would be excellent.

Right, now for the TF2 servers.

Explosions Incorporated :: Public Server:

Server features:

• A valve map rotation with a vote at the end of each map.
• Quake sounds.
• Support for the “/me” command ingame. (Yes. Not that exciting but I happened to think it was worth mentioning).
• Nice admins/members.

These are only a few features with more going to be added in the near future. Please drop us a visit and say “Ohai”.

Explosions Incorporated :: Private Server:

Server features:

• This server is password protected and mainly used for matches or other  exclusive clan events.
• Completely Vanilla with Enemy Down server configs.

Thats it for todays post. Oh and wipe your feet before going in the servers.

Peace.

How to actually Make Money Online [Money]

Okay, so as you may have noticed, in Che’s Corner, I am keen to promote Money making ways for you lot, but it’s not spam, I genuinely want other people to make money.

So, how do you do it? Well, the best way in most of the internet’s opinion is Affilate marketing, which I mentioned in my last CC, where you effectively act as a middleman. This is great, as you earn money without you actually being at your computer, which is handy, and it just snow balls, so the quicker you start, the more you’ll make!

Also as I mentioned, the best way that I can see to start making lots of money (I’m talking $100 a day in a month, for no money at all) is to join a program like the aforementioned My Online Income System, which, while it does cost $47 (Only about £24), you can easily get that back within hours of joining. How do I know this? Because I did it.

That program also has the advantage that it gives you a chock tonne of extras, whilst not all are solid gold, some are, and the ones that aren’t contain enough gold for you to make profit. Just make sure your BS-o-meter is fully functional before delving. It is genuinely worth it, but don’t sign up for the one on one support, as it just pure spam.

If that program doesn’t tickle your fancy, or you’ve signed up to that, just check these out, all of which earn the Che Biscuit of Nicety:

• Maverick Money Makers – Widely thought of as the best in the business, but it is more expencive than MOIS mentioned above, and has a very nice money back guarantee. Definately check this out.
• Commision Blueprint – Another very good one, and whilst initially very cheap, it’s actually the most expencive of the three, as it’s a monthly subscription. This system can be cheated however, by buying the Cheap as peanuts trial (about $5), and downloading the lot within 7 days. Which is what I’m doing.

So there we have it, 3 perfectly good programs to be starting off on. Hope you hit it big!

Iran: What’s actually happening. [News]

So, you join me once again for my first news and comment piece. this is more experimental than anything, so if you don’t like it, tell me in the comments. So, this week has had quite a lot happen in it really. Iran had a disputed election, Northern Ireland showed a side we haven’t seen since the height of the troubles, and Megan Fox was almost naked. This article covers the first one. If you want the second, use your imagination, but save masterbating yourself into a coma until AFTER you have read this article.

First up, Iran, the most misunderstood and confused country I can think of, other than perhaps Cuba. The main problems that the west seems to have against Iran are that the actually have a pair and do not want to exist as America’s bitch, they are OMFGMOZLIMSWUT, which of course is terrible, and they have been told that they apparantly want a nuclear bomb.
Before I attack this last viewpoint, allow me to give you a little background. over four and a half thousand years ago, something aproaching Iran was formed by the Elamites in what is now south west Iran. Then some  stuff happened, and Persia, as it was then known, got a Shah, or king. They had Shahs for about 3000 years, albeit spread between several dynasties. At some point they all became Muslim. Then, suring WW2, Persia, by now called Iran, was requisitioned by the Allies. Yes, the just forced the Shah to abdicate, so they could use Iran as a great big supply line. Noone seemed to ask the Iranians if they were cool with this, the reasoning behind this being that they really weren’t, which explains their next action when they vote in Prime Minister Mossadegh, who expelled the British. This pissed off us a lot, as we were, quite obviously, the victim in this. So we called in the CIA, who organised a coup, which replaced that ‘Represser of Freedom’ Mossadegh, and replaced him with a puppet Shah. This is just under two years after the British were forced out. Now THAT is efficiency.
The USA now became major backers of Iran, and rewarded the Shah for his compliance by giving him Nuclear power station Technology. Yes, you did read that right, (Sorry abouit the long history lesson, it’s almost over) the USA gave Iran Nuclear technology.
The Shah, however, was a bit of a dick when it came to, you know, looking after his people,so he decided to open fire on 20,000 of them. Not personally, but he gave the order. This didn’t work out, and within 6 months, he was fleeing Iran in fear of his life. Wanker.
So then Iran became an Islamic republic, with a Supreme Leader (think Queen of England, with balls), president (Everything SP doesn’t want to do), and Prime Minister (the aforementioned’s bitch), USA wihdraws all support, even giving Saddam Hussein their support in the Iraq-Iran war. Oh, and the USS Vincennes shot down a Iranian Passenger Jet, somehow mistaking it for a Jet fighter. Eh? Can someone pllease stop me when this starts making sense?

So yeh, sorry for that. Anyhoozle, now the thing on the lips of everyone is for Iran to love America like a brother? Why should they, especially after that Plane thing. The main thing at the moment, howeveris the possibility of a Muslim nation with a Nuke, which is obviously terrible. This is despite the fact that they don’t even want a bomb, as the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenei issued a fatwa in 2004 describing them as immoral, and that, and I quote “Dveloping, producing, or stockpiling Nuclear weapons is forbidden under Islam.” Now that’s something Fox news never mentions. Not only this, but even if Iran got a Nuke, why would they use it? Within seconds of it’ s hostil launch, approximately 150 nukes of various origins would be winging their way to Iran. Iran has every right there is to develop Peaceful Nuclear technology, under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, and as mentioned before, there is no reason for them to actually get a Nuke.. It is merely the threat of THE MUZLIMZ having something more powerful than a slingshot held together with Duct Tape and knicker elastic that keeps it’s neighbours (such as the insufferable Israelis) afraid.

So now they’ve had this election, and the otherwise resonably sane Mahmood Ahmedinejad has decided to rig the election. People are Angry. Police killed 7 on one day. Now, for those of you paying attention earlier on, when else did this happen? Oh, that WOULD be before the last revolution.

So who knows? Will there be another revolution? Will President Ahmedinejad Give in, or will it all carry on, ignoring the masses? Whichever is the outcome, Iran is not the boogeyman.

Comment below.

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A Little Update [Blog]

As you may have noticed, E.Inc is changing. It has been, and always be a clan, but Stuart and I believe we can make something big of this, which is why we are trying to have a minimum of one new post a day for you horrible lot wonderful people.

We will not stop posting about TF2, and will still continue to provide you with all the latest news and views of this fine game, but we know that we cannot keep a community together which shares one small common interest. I have been on the internet long enough to know this from personal experience. We will be giving you primarily Gaming news, but also tech, Science, cool stuff, and News and views. I will be having my own personal micro-series, which you can find up there in ‘Che’s Corner’, which I heartily recommend you read.

I will also be using this website to test the waters with my Gordafie project, more news of which coming soon I promise.

We do, however, need your support. Please tell all friends/family/goldfish about it, and please subscribe. If you don’t have an RSS reader, I do thouroughly reccomend Google Reader, which is free to sign up to, is Google, and therefore awesome, and is easier than easy to use. just click the subscribe button, and you’re done. I have it on my ‘open daily’ list, which I’ll post about soon.

Thanks very much, and we hope to see as many of you as possible in the coming months, both here and on the servers, which will be back up soon.

E.Inc

Bioshock 2 Gameplay Trailer

Awesome.

Source files for Official TF2 Maps.

In Valve’s latest update, they have released their precious source files for many of the game’s official maps. The maps in the update are: Lumberyard, Ravine, Badlands, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravelpit, 2Fort, Badwater, Goldrush, and Hydro. They hope to make mapping easier for the average beginner who dont have to start from scratch. Also this enables more advanced map developers to tweak or entirely change map features and elements.

I for one will be having a lot of fun when this comes out. I’ve never quite understood mapping, but this should make a hell of a lot easier. And plus making our own clan versions of dustbowl and 2fort sounds pretty cool.

Che’s Corner 2: Che Harder [Che's Corner]

So hello there, and welcome once again to Che’s corner. For those of you who missed me last time, I’m Che, and this is my corner. Welcome, and please mind the towel.

So, another week has gone by in the world of gaming, and, to be honest, not a lot has happened. Ho hum. Red Orchestra had been put on special offer this week over at steam, which is pleasant, if you happen to be particularly sadomasochistic, as that is harder then Chuck Norris’s Phallus afterr having see Megan Fox naked. Yes, THAT hard. Seriously, I count myself as decent when it comes to gaming, but I have made 2 kills in 3 hours of playing, and died about 50 or so. Seriously, this is HARD.

Anyhoozle… Oh yes! GORDAFARIE. As far as I know, only one of you knows what it is, but it’s a project I have been working on for some time now, and I hope to have enough to present to you within a couple of weeks. All I can say is to clear your desks to make way for what I believe is the future of compact living spaces. More hints may be on their way. I promise you’ll like it. I hope.

Errrrm… so yeh… Not a lot else really, as it’s been a slow day in gaming-related news.Incediently, do you guys think I should branch out and start doing real news and comment as well? Leave your comments way down south and I’ll get back to you.

But wait, before I go, One other way of making money on  t’internet: Affiliate Marketing. Yes, that. But seriously, many people have made MILIIONS through it, and That’s no exaggeration. Best thing about it though, is all you need is a bit of work, and then the money starts rolling in. You don’t need qualifications, no money except the $47 sign up price (Strike whilst the dollar’s shit, it’s way cheaper for us on the continent (£28 people?)), but even if you do live in the great US of A, then $47 will hardly break the Bank. That’s less than a  full Barrel of Fresh Russian crude oil, for petes sake! The chances of you making millions are low, but it is very simple to earn an extra $20k a year or so, which can hardly hurt. So, visit this link here, and start making money. Seriously, DO IT! That was an order, mmkay?

Che Out.